imhellaswag:

a very inspirational message

daddyfuckedme:

do u ever catch ur dog watching tv and wonder what the hell they’re thinking about

nutella0mutt:

queenaisling:

a-weeping-fangirl:

When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary

Except for Ellen’s book right

Yes. Ellen wins.

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

burgrs:

*blogs from phone in front of my computer*

nasturbate:

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

40z-to-freedom:

my all time favorite tumblr post

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

funnybro:

when someone who is usually really sweet and forgiving gets pushed too far and snaps

dampsandwich:

one day i will escape from this website

disneymonde:

“um how did you find out i unfollowed you”

dekutree:

i got 20/20 but i still can’t see my haters