me filling out a job application

neptunain:

previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine

references: kim kardashian


glassbonespaperskin:

when you got super sweet message, then you realized they said the same to everyone…

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highschoolhottie:
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Australian English - a Handy Guide, part 1
Pissed: either angry or drunk. Sometimes both.
Piss easy: extremely easy.
Pissed off: either in the context of being angry, or having left a place.
Piss Up: an event containing alcohol.
Pissing down: Raining heavily.
Pissed on: usually used to describe being rained on.
Piss around: dawdle or delay; procrastinate.
Pissing contest: attempting to prove one's abilities are better than someone else's, for no discernible gain.
Piss faced (see also 'shitfaced'): inebriated.
Pissy: either angry, or something very small.
Piss-poor/piss-weak: weak or disappointing.
Piss head: Alcoholic individual.
As an example: George and some other piss head got into a pissing contest, where George put in a piss poor effort and got pissed off because it started pissing down. He'd figured it would be piss easy to win, so he was pissy and spent the rest of the afternoon pissing around before deciding to piss off and avoid getting pissed on any further by the rain.

rnutualfollow:

seeing couples make out in the hallway

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gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school


blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t


glassbonespaperskin:

Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend is 25
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 25
Mariah Carey is 43 and her husband is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it.
Maybe he wasn’t born yet…



justwithmyvoice:

when you song come on the radio like


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