Sassed

one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

worldpeaces:

if you ignore my texts i’ll just assume you hate me

jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school
weakness
emotions
a pack of gum

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

in the kitchen tryna get a lil snack

my mom: since you're in the kitchen i need you to clean the dishes
me: 
me: 
me: 
me: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

troyesivan:

frienclzone:
this website is just a contest of who’s cuter and im losing
this ~~website~~ life is just a contest of who’s cuter and im losing

trust:

i’ve been in a bad mood since like 2007

me: *ignores responsibilities and goes on internet*

burgrs:

*blogs from phone in front of my computer*

cora-hale:

“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”

burghers:

idk why people think school uniform is so bad it means you can get away with wearing the same thing everyday

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

softandcreamy:

real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to